The simple, classy cloche. Very Naomi Watts a la The Painted Veil.
Knit baby hats. Because what the fuck.
Cable knit, floppy berets. Can say either you give a shit, or you most definitely do not.
Top hats. So sexy.
So grab some knitting needles, or a milliner babe, and get yourself a hat for this fall.
If none of those choices tantalize you, rock the cat ears.